So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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