This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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