so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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