..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
