Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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