i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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