gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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