Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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