i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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