She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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