i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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