I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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