Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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