Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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