Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Every concussion has its silver lining
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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