It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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