If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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