Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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