Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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