It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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