What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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