i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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