I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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