when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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