Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Randomize
