id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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