"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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