is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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