i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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