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At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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