i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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