Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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