What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize