if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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