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say what?
wanna hang out?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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