I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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