my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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