More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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