I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i dont even know how to be here
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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