yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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