Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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