And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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