whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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