Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Your penis caused this!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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