is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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