i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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