That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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