Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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