Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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