Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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