do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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