I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Randomize
