Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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