covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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