seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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