My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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