sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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